More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."
"Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time."