Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result o... - Terry Pratchett

"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."

"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."

"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."