"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."