More quotes by Scott Adams

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"