More quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"