More quotes by Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"