Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a ma... - Scott Adams
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
More quotes by Scott Adams
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"