More quotes by Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"