More quotes by Scott Adams

"It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."