"At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on."
"I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."
"I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief."
"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."
"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."
"I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."