When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened."

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