At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to refor... - Rodney Dangerfield
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it."
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."