"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers."
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Rodney Dangerfield
8 quotes
Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it."