More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it."
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers."
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."