Babe! - Janet Evanovich

"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."

"You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out."

"Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please,"he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please."I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay,"I said. "Be careful. He's insane."

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."

"We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes."