Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."