Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."