Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."