"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."