More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."
"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."