"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
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"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."