"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"Take some cues from some Q’s. Quality and quantity lead to queues."