One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable though... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately."