More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."
"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."