More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."