More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."
"Cats are puddles of cuteness. I stepped in one the other day that was so muddy I not only had to pet it, but cuddle with it for hours."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."