More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."