I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The au... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."