I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The au... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."