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"I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?"
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"It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success."
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"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."
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"Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen."
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"True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass."
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