More quotes by Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

"What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?"
"Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat."
"If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you."
"Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones."