Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

"Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless"

"Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat."

"If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you."

"What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?"

"Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones."