More quotes by Kiersten White, Paranormalcy

"Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones."
"Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat."
"What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?"
"Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless"