More quotes by Bill Watterson

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."