More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."