"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"