"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."