More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."