More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."