More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."