More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."