More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."
"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."