Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor morti... - Beryl Dov
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
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"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
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"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."