Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg d... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"