Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg d... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Ginny!"said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?"

"The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?""– exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."