Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg d... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."