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J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Quotes by J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
"Do I look stupid?"snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache."
"Ginny!"said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?"
"The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?""– exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed."
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."