Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"

"Ginny!"said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?"

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."