Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."

"Ginny!"said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?"

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."