Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?"said Ron."Not today, Mr. Weasley."Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."

"Ginny!"said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?"