Don't Panic. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"Ow! My brains!"

"This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays."