I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now."

"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,"says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."