More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"