More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."