Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."

"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."

"I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been said that newspaper articles are written at a fifth grade reading level. If so, I can’t figure out why journalists would write something that the average high school senior can’t even read."

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."