More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."