Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from... - Mark Twain

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."