More quotes by Mark Twain

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."