More quotes by Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."