"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."