More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."