"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."