More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."