Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Sha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."