More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."