More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."