More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."
"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."