"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."