To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"I’m learning to play the saxophone so when you feel lonely I can come over and stand in the shadows and play it for you. Two is one too lonely for me."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."