More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"