More quotes by Beryl Dov

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."